Lauren: on air.

Self-Affirmations

Mon, 28 May 2012 20:49:32 -0400

I deserve to be loved and respected. I deserve someone who will be truthful to himself and others. I...

I get that this store is open during some sort of remodel…...

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:49:46 -0400

I get that this store is open during some sort of remodel… but c’mon, a dirty duster on top of merchandise??? Toto, I’m not at the Rack anymore…

LOVE these!!

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:19:10 -0400

LOVE these!!

What the HELL does a sand castle smell like, Yankee Candle?

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:21:40 -0400

What the HELL does a sand castle smell like, Yankee Candle?

This blog should just be funny shit I find in stores.

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 19:12:51 -0400

This blog should just be funny shit I find in stores.

So my life… Thanks, Target.

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 17:35:08 -0400

So my life… Thanks, Target.

Just pulled in my driveway… How many times does the...

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:19:30 -0400

Just pulled in my driveway… How many times does the tripometer actually end evenly!!?? The little things, haha

It’s a chuck taylor… But it’s a sandal!!...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:11:20 -0400

It’s a chuck taylor… But it’s a sandal!! Baffled!! So cute!!

Looking forward

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:03:04 -0400

Since I haven’t had my radio show, I was mulling on the idea of a weekly podcast or vlog. I...

I can NOT imagine spending $150 on gas….. Ouch that sucks.

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:05:24 -0500

I can NOT imagine spending $150 on gas….. Ouch that sucks.

Mom made a good point.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:51:57 -0500

One of my student loan companies made it REALLY hard to try to get help. One of my loan...

Online Dating: Does this line actually WORK for you??

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:04:19 -0500

“I was going to call heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I’m really just...

BALL SO HARD.

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 20:35:03 -0500

BALL SO HARD.

SO CUTE!!!!

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:14:14 -0500

SO CUTE!!!!

If I had a million dollars...

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:46:31 -0500

(If I had a million dollars!) Anytime I think this, the BNL song starts playing in my...

Adventures in Online Dating pt. 3: the Insults

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:09:03 -0500

Yes, my friends, the insults. Most of the time they come when I log into a site from my Blackberry...

Very inspired by this song lately.

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 21:23:42 -0500

Very inspired by this song lately.

How the Internet Helps me When I'm Dumb

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:37:00 -0500

A story told by timeline: 1:12pm - Called my Target Pharmacy wondering why I haven’t gotten a...

Jenna Marbles - Creeps on the Internet, a fun partner to my...

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:31:15 -0500

Jenna Marbles - Creeps on the Internet, a fun partner to my online dating posts.

I don’t really condone the theft of your cheating...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:14:49 -0500

I don’t really condone the theft of your cheating man’s credit card and going on a massive shopping spree, however, selling all his stuff in a yard sale is pretty bad ass. (And probably hurt him a lot more than the Am Ex bill did.)